A boy is selling fish on
a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for
sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are
you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught
these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them
home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds
surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that
way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table,
he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit,
Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
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