A Talking Frog

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. 

As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak! 

"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week!" 

He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. 

"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!" 

The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. 

"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!" 

Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"