A man walked into the
office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his
problem. "Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said.
"I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"
"A common canine complex,"
said the doctor soothingly. "Relax. Come here and lie down on the
couch."
"Oh no,
Doctor," the man said nervously, "I'm not allowed up on the
furniture."

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